If you can capture a woman’s imagination, then you will have her. But imagination is a strange creature. It needs time and distance to function properly.
Kathleen Tessaro (via feellng)
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saepphire:




where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

This is amazing

saepphire:

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

This is amazing

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carriehopefletcher:

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

I love this!

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donut-kun:

The proper response to street harassment

donut-kun:

The proper response to street harassment

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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jk-mno:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

as a scientist I can confirm this is 100% true

jk-mno:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

as a scientist I can confirm this is 100% true

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-onyourknees:

this got so many notes holyshit

-onyourknees:

this got so many notes holyshit

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chocobos-say-kweh:

I AM IN ACTUAL TEARS CRYING AT THIS. IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY. SOMEONE HELP ME *GASP*

chocobos-say-kweh:

I AM IN ACTUAL TEARS CRYING AT THIS. IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY. SOMEONE HELP ME *GASP*

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vulturesintrees:

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

I’m deleting

vulturesintrees:

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

I’m deleting

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I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text
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